I never Tumble anymore but this is worth it.
Quick OverView..Monday was my first day of College. I had been anticipating this day for way too long. Im also the biggest slacker known to man.
I started off my day WONDERFULLY! I went to my good friend Jon Ross’s house and we hung out then decided to make an adventure to Golden Corral. SPECTACULAR that Golden Corral. It was my first vist and it was pleasent. ( I stole 6 cookies and put them in my purse it was that good ;) )
Around 4 o clock pm my good pal Jon decides to pull out a 6ft yes folks 6ft Bong. You litterally need to stand on the staircase to hit it. I refused the offer to hit it because i had class at 530 but my good pal jon insisted and said i would be a pussy if i refused. I dont like being a pussy. So i accepted. Big mistake. I took one Hit and became mentally handicap. No joke.
515 rolls around and im panicing, my glasses broke, i have to make a speech, and i litterally cannot feel my body im so high. It was awful. I somehow manage to get to school and park my car. After a few deep breaths and some talking it over with myself, i get out of the car and begin to walk. As im walking a Security man in a golf cart proceedes to park his cart behind my car and write my license plate number down. I panic and realize i left my note book in my car. I begin to walk back towards my car and the man.
My vision suddenly becomes blurry and i get a little dizzy, the security man who is at this point about 2 ft away from me asks ” Ma m are you alright?” ( i must have looked mentally handicapped as well as feeling like it) without seconds i looked up at the man and before i could say a word…<b>SPLAT!</b>…I VOMITTED. It was the most mortifing experience. All i remember is him asking me to get in my car and go home and some bro behind me in the parking lot yelling “Yo that chick just puked! WOAH! you alright girl?!”
I got in my car, drove away. Parked in my driveway. and cried. That was my first day of school. Go figure. i missed my first class. If that doesnt scream im a fuck up. i ripp 6ft bongs before the first day of school im scum. idk what does. But i enjoy the story. ;)
Heres to the new school year! and many more bong rips!
